Tracegian Suggestions for Disney 🥨🎈

I’ve been going to Disney for decades now. I’ve lived in California and Florida and have visited both Disneyland and Disney World for more than 3 decades…..I have just a few suggestions…. Humor me, won’t you?

First – only go to Disney with people that are truly YOUR people. Not those you tolerate. The happiest place on earth will quickly become the place where you want to throat punch someone. (Actually, that’ll happen regardless of who you’re with)…. Trust me on this, go with like-minded individuals. It’s more better! 😊

First 2.0 – Disney needs a physical suggestion box! Not an email. I wanna drop my note right there on Main Street while I’m in the park and the suggestion is fresh in my mind. After sleeping on it and thinking, you become rational. Uhmmmmm- NO. Where’s the fun in that?

Dos – Strollers. For the love of God with the strollers and all the incompetent drivers of said strollers. Disney needs to have a “stroller confidence course” that all pushers of the strollers need to pass prior to entrance! Exactly like a motorcycle 🏍️ driving test but for strollers! I think – YES!

Next – Japanese sleep pod hotel nappers! Yes, please! I don’t need to travel all the way back to my hotel room. A quick nap in one of the sleep pods would do a world of wonders for any exhausted adult. If they’re not already doing this in Tokyo Disney – do better Disney! Do better. 🙃😊

And – Incorporate “sitalators” throughout lines. You know – they have walkalators in airports to help you get somewhere faster without much effort….sitalators = same/same concept! This would alleviate lots of strained backs and knees from standing so long.

Moreover – Patrick Warburton needs to narrate more rides! Do I really need to elaborate on this one?! Didn’t think so.

Additionally – No more busses to get from park to park…only gondolas!🚠 Really, it’s the best form of transportation!

Furthermore – If you go to Magic Kingdom during Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween party in Florida, understand the actors/cast members dressed up are not at the level you would find in California. Those working as pirates 🏴‍☠️ in Pirates of the Caribbean need more acting classes. They could easily be confused for park patrons. AND – there needs to be a candy swap. Some people prefer chocolate, others don’t. Pin trading – but for candy! 🍭

Likewise, getcha a “I survived Dinoland USA” t-shirt. (There’s a story here and I will post it separately. Prepare thineself. It’s a tearjerker of the can’t-stop-laughing kind.)

Finally – I’m reiterating my first suggestion. Go with likeminded individuals! You will end up making your own list of suggestions, laughing the entire time (even though you’re sweating buckets 🪣 of eeeewwww)! 10/10 – would absolutely recommend!!😁

There are so many more suggestions I have but I’d like to hear yours. Make them fun! The more fun and original, with value added, the more points you get!

Until next time…xoxo

Tracy