Category: Tracegian
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EPCOT Food & Wine – We came. We drank. We were sautéed.
My nephew came up for Labor Day weekend with one goal: Disney. Naturally, my girls and I understood the assignment. Saturday was Hollywood Studios followed by EPCOT because clearly 🙄 we are still under the impression that we are young, athletic people whose feet do not have feelings. We are not. But there was the…
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In Case of Fever – Backyardigans
I haven’t felt great for the past couple of days. Body aches. Headache. No appetite. Basically existing under a blanket and occasionally wondering whether getting up for water was worth the effort. Then today, I fell asleep. And … my body decided it was time to fight whatever demon had taken up residence in it.…
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Things I Thought I’d Have Figured Out by 54
Growing up, I thought I had a pretty solid understanding of how life worked. There was a checklist. Graduate high school. Maybe go to college. Get a job. Get married. Have kids. Work for approximately 147 years. Retire. Become oddly interested in birds. The End. That was pretty much the blueprint, right? Nobody really talked…
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When do we get to say, “Baby…that does not fit?”
I have a question. At what point in parenting are we allowed to tell our children: “No. You cannot wear that. Not because I’m suppressing your self-expression. Because that garment has surrendered.” I’m all for personal style. Wear the crop top. Wear the shorts. Dye your hair purple. Put 14 friendship bracelets on one arm.…
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Same personality. Better seating. ✈️💰
The lottery is over $800 MILLION. So naturally, I’ve already spent it approximately 14 times in my head. 😂 But here’s my question… Would winning that kind of money make you a better person? I absolutely want it to change my life. I want the house.I want the travel.I want my girls taken care of.I…