Category: Picker
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THE RING HAS ENTERED THE GROUP CHAT (FP 2015)
So. When we last left off, Fighter Pilot Dude and I were engaged. I had the ring. The halo was finally attached. I had the dress. And, I had absolutely no idea what I had just signed up for. But have you SEEN my dress?! Anyway. After our fabulous TOPGUN Dining Out weekend in Lake…
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EXCUSE ME, I’M A WHAT?!
Soooooooo the cosmos have been lying to me for 54 years. I just discovered that the zodiac sign I’ve claimed, defended and built an entire personality around for 54 years is WRONG. For DECADES, I have been a Libra. Not Libra-ish. A LIBRA. September 23. Right there on the calendar. Libra. I accepted this information…
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THE OMENS WERE NOT SUBTLE (FP 2015)
So, when we last left our questionable romantic decision-making… I was engaged. Yep. Fighter Pilot Dude had proposed on the way to the TOPGUN Dining Out in Lake Tahoe, and your girl was absolutely BEAMING. I had the fabulous dress. I had the handsome fighter pilot fiancé. I had the beautiful engagement ring. I was…
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I Yodeled My Way Into an Engagement (FP 2015)
Okay, apparently my Fighter Pilot Dude saga has been told a little like a roller coaster with missing rails. We’re moving. We’re screaming. Someone’s lost a shoe. And suddenly we’re three years ahead with absolutely no explanation. So let’s return to our regularly scheduled programming… At this point, FP Dude and I were back together.…
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Apparently the hat had a policy. (FP, 2015)
If you’ve been following along with the Fighter Pilot Dude saga, you know there were periods when we were together, periods when we weren’t together, and periods when apparently neither one of us knew what the hell we were doing. This particular episode takes place during one of the “we are definitely NOT together” portions…