🦇💩🤪 Does Exist!

I interrupt your regularly scheduled programming (Fighter Pilot Drama) to bring you a story that is too ridiculous not to share. I actually had to take a little break from everything to decompress and process with my family. What I’m about to tell you is true – my imagination is good but not this far-fetched!

First, let me say that individuals that tell you they are separated are still, in fact, MARRIED! For some reason there are a few out there that think the word separated means they can do whatever they want with whomever they want. This story starts with a previous coworker and friend. We have been friends for years, texting “Hi” every once in a while and giving each other crap over our football teams. I’m from Kansas City so you can just imagine the jabbing I receive. I don’t care – Chiefs Kingdom all the way!!! Anyways, the one thing I really liked about this man as a FRIEND was the fact that there was never any flirting between us. We would have lunch occasionally, we’d talk about our families, and nothing else. He actually made me think there were still good guys out there…..right? Well, here’s where it gets interesting. Earlier this year I got a random text from him and a photo of his new look. I honestly thought he was going through a mid-life crisis and I asked him what his wife thought about his new look. His response was that they were getting divorced so he was pretty sure she didn’t care at all. I was really surprised to hear this and I told him how sorry I was. He said it had been in the works for years and they had been separated that long. We started texting and talking more and more until it was daily. Until, he went out one night and had a few too many drinks…finding the liquid courage to tell me he had feelings for me and that he was in love with me.

Fast forward to early June of this year where we were texting and I could tell something was “off”. He abruptly stopped texting. Up until this point we text or spoke on the phone daily, telling each other good morning and good night. He didn’t communicate for days and when he finally did he said that I text something that “unearthed” feelings that he went through with his soon to be ex-wife. So, instead of talking and working through it, he decided to stop all communication. So, from my point of view – I’m not about to deal with someone who doesn’t know how to talk and work things out. I knew there was something “more” going on but I just cut my losses and moved on. And then, duh duh duuuuuuuuuuuh (dramatic effect here people)…I received this…

Now, first let me say – I do not condone violence of ANY kind! If you or someone you know needs help, please contact your local authorities.

Second, there are three sides to every story – hers, his and the truth. As a Libra, I need to see and here all sides but I can tell you that I did not respond at all to any of the texts. This is a text I woke up to. I actually thought I was being punked. Started looking around for cameras. She had no reason to text me as I had not had any “real” communication with this man for over a month. I definitely can say I am not in love with him and haven’t been. The contradiction in the text just confused me. You love him, you’re in love with him but he hates you and apparently hits you? Nothing about the issue surrounding the texts is funny but sending it all to me, a stranger, is laughable.

Now, for inquiring minds, the real questions I need answered are: Did they bring the limes?!?!?! Why do you need more girls? If it’s more than one girl, it’s no longer a gangbang, right? It then becomes something else or did they change the rules on me?! Dr. Ruth just passed away so I cant slide into her DMs to ask! Also, who else watched Pretty Woman? A full service stripper has to cost a pretty penny these days. Is the wife paying for that too? What does full service entail? Well, I can’t answer any of these questions because I did not respond to the texts. I did, however, tell him to let her know that we were not in a relationship. He responded by telling me “She knows”. I had no idea what that meant as I responded that there was nothing to know in regards to us. He went on to tell me that they did spend time together, which got me to thinking. He always told me how manipulative she was and that he couldn’t stand to be around her. If that was the case, why spend time with her? He said she must have went through his phone while he was asleep. Asleep? Hmmmmm, this was starting to come together for me. I asked him when the last time he had sex was. His response was, “That would be Monday!” I then asked with who. He replied, “It was with the wife!!” Now, when he told me this, everything made sense. Previously, he said that he withdrew from me to “process things”…..he also asked me to wait for him. Lol! I just happen to receive a text from his wife the very next morning after she sleeps with him?!?!? I’m going to ask you read the title of this post……..It does exist!!!! I responded to this man by telling him to never contact me again. I hate that we are no longer friends but I do wish both of them the best and I hope they get the help that they both so clearly need. So, what have we learned today boys and girls? If someone says they’re separated, they are what? Say it with me….MARRIED! And, you need to go vacuum the beach or cook rice one by one before engaging!

xoxo,

Tracy